Wednesday, 13 April 2016

Secrets for September: How to be friends with a serial killer

Dear September,
            This is the one where I tell you how to be friends with a serial killer… Ok, I know this sounds more than a bit crazy so let me start by telling you what I mean by ‘serial killer’.
            In this context, a serial killer is a person who constantly makes bad decisions and puts those around them in uncomfortable situations and does not seem to ever learn. The absolute worst.
            I was inspired to write after I had a conversation with my sisters about friends we had in the past that our parents did not approve of. In our house, once our mum spotted a friend who seemed a tad bit inappropriate, she instructed us to severe all ties with said person and that was that. It seemed like a rash decision at the time and it still does right now. But I understand now because it takes a certain level of strength, wisdom and willpower to be friends with a serial killer and not become one. The kind that you just don’t possess as a child or even a teenager. That being said, being on my own or without my parents physically here with me, has given me the maturity to think for myself and come up with ways around this situation. DISCLAIMER: Friendship is a very delicate issue and should be treated on a case-by-case basis.
Right! Here goes nothing…
·      Know who you are
o   Knowing who you are is extremely important, regardless of who you form a friendship with. Having a true sense of who you are as a person will make it very difficult for you to be swayed or influenced by another person. If you are confident and comfortable in your own skin, you will not feel the need to be someone else. In this new age of social media, this is an incredibly rare but valuable trait.
·      Pick your battles
o   There are different types of ‘serial killers’, which means that the battles and challenges for each one are different.  There is the ‘serial killer’ with a bit of a temper. To be friends with this one, you have to learn how to not engage them. Getting into arguments with these ones is an actual waste of time, just agree to disagree, whatever that means. There is also the ‘serial killer’ who cannot be serious, the perpetual clown. To be friends with this one, you have to learn the art of time management. You do not want to be hanging out with this one when you have a crap ton of work to get done. Summer, holidays, weekends are all appropriate hang out times for these ones. Do not argue with them or try and get them to be serious by inviting them over when you have work to do. Do not deceive yourself. It is difficult enough to get work done when you hang out with your regular friends.
·      Work on the things you don’t like
o   Your flaws can make you feel uncomfortable in your skin but they most definitely, are not an excuse for you to try to be somebody else. They are what make your personal journey so real and unique. One bad personality trait also does not automatically make you a bad person, incapable of redemption.  One bad day or one bad decision does not mean you have you a bad life. Embrace your flaws because if you don’t, no one else will. You cannot sell something you don’t believe. So believe that you are greatest thing since sliced bread and everyone else will.
·      Do not compare yourself to your ‘serial killer’ friend
o   Comparison is the thief of joy. Do not, for any reason, compare yourself to anybody else, especially not your ‘serial killer’ friend. Comparing yourself is an indication that you have made the other person the standard to beat. It is a decision that the other person is better than you are. Once you start, it is an incredibly difficult habit to break, save yourself the trouble, it really is not worth it. In this age of social media, your ‘serial killer’ friend often has more friends on Facebook, or more Instagram followers or a higher Snapchat score. So, keep in mind that social media is an illusion; it most definitely is not real life. The person you see on social media is perfect and perfection does not exist.  If trying to live up to a fabricated version of another person isn’t insanity, I don’t know what is. Live your life for you not your social media.
·      Do not depend on them for anything
o   You should only take advice or help from people who are capable. You should study a person’s life journey and path before you listen to what they have to say. Do not take advice from every Tom, Dick and Harry that offers it. It’s common sense really. If your ‘serial killer’ friend is always late, do not ask them to drive you to church. If you do, it’s one of two things. One, being on time for church is not important to you. Or, two you are willing to give up your values and your own definition of what is acceptable for theirs. Do not ask your extravagant, frivolous friend to keep money for you. Do not ask your slutty friend for fashion advice. Close your mouth, yes I said ‘slutty’, I mean sure I can say ‘sexually extroverted’ or ‘flirty’ if that makes you feel more comfortable but we both know what you really think.
·      Do not compromise
o   Do not compromise on your values and be vocal about what you believe in. Do not hide who you are or be filtered to make someone else feel more comfortable. That’s utter bullshit. A friendship that will last is one in which both parties have established a level of respect and honesty with one another. If you are not comfortable with sex or alcohol or drugs, say so. If they stop being friends with you for it, then you were never friends to begin with. Stop and think about this for a second, if someone needs to be drunk or high to hang out with you and have a good time, that, my friend is a problem. That’s a huge red flag. Know your limits and do not compromise on them. A person who expects you to change who you are for them is disrespectful and not worth a second of your time.
Now, Septemeber, I think it’s important for us to establish the difference between a serial killer and a purely toxic relationship. A serial killer is harmless to you until you give them the power but a toxic relationship is harmful all round.  A toxic relationship is one in which the other person just brings out the worst in you. Toxic relationships are sometimes abusive. Abuse can be physical or mental, both of which are horrible and unacceptable on any and all levels. A serial killer’s habits have the potential to unconsciously rub off on you but not without your permission. With a ‘serial killer’ you have a significant amount of the control but in a toxic situation, the power, authority and control is often taken out of your hands.
Basically, it is safe to say that a serial killer has more negative character traits than positive ones. They often seem to be lost causes, more trouble than they are worth.  So, the natural impulse would be to avoid said people, but I think this precisely, is the problem that leads to the cycle. Serial killers enter into a plethora of bad relationships, corrupt more people and it just keeps going. Most serial killers can be redeemed with a few good relationships where they feel heard and a few good examples to refer to. Besides, I also think it’s our responsibility to be non-judgmental and to do our best to help, even if it’s just by silently setting a good example.
Ok,… I feel like I’ve rambled enough, hope this helps.
                                                                                                            Hugs and kisses,
                                                                                                                                    Nini



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